Secret Real Estate Code (A Little Humor)
I usually post this or put a link on my webiste every couple of years. Following a Sunday, and reading some of the real estate classified ads, I was reminded of how entertaining the choice of words and descriptions used actaully were.
Real estate advertising makes fascinating reading. It always seems to describe your dream home- until you stop by the Open House. Many real estate ads then show themselves for what they really are: exercises in creative writing with a little little’adventure-action flair. At times you may find yourself to double-checking address. This is a’”Desert Oasis??”.
Real estate agents sometimes have a tough job to do. As commissioned salespersons, they have to make the best of a less-than-perfect product. Many home features are quite subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Still, some really step over the line into fantasy.
Here is a twisted look at some of the real estate terms you might encounter – and another reason to call your real estaste professional if you want the truth about property you see advertised!
Perimeter Lot: On the edge of the cliff, but it didn’t used to be. Bring rope and wear a harness!
Breathtaking: And that’s just the price.’ You’ll need oxygen after you see the inside.
Friendly Neighborhood: You’ll love the Casserole of the Month’Event . Attendance is mandatory.
Pet-Friendly Neighborhood: Bring your own guard dog. Everyone else has one.
Handyman Special:‘ Earth moving equipment required to get to front door.
Fixer-upper:‘ Quick, before it falls down.
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